Monday, June 14, 2010

NASA/JPL Witholding Evidence of of ETs and How to make Cool Things Float...


Ever since Captain James T. Kirk uttered those immortal words... "You're making light of me because I am bipedal..." Beings across this Universe have come to know one thing thing: Funny is Funny. Conversely, certain things which certain beings may find "funny" may have terrible connotations for other beings. Just to be safe, most species have learned to think twice before calling someone else's mother a potato-sucker.

I recall an Antillion that threw an unsuspecting Qualdinite into a turbo-slicer for sitting on the Antillion's mother. In all honestly, the lady looked like a sofa~but it just goes to show you~ one being's crate of goo could just happen to be another's, well, ummm... crate-grandmother.

TO BADLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE... OR SINCE...

~maximus