Wednesday, August 5, 2009

THE NEO-CON TALK-HEADS ARE FREEKING CUH-RAZY


THESE GUYS are so full of it. Never do they mention that it was 8 years of Cheney (president) and Bush (figurehead) that ruined the economy and are directly responsible for the greatest shift of wealth in US history. Ronald Reagan started this crap twenty odd years ago. Emphasis on ODD. Now, when Regan was SHOT, I was worried... I mean I disagree with these fools, but i don't want harm to befall them. I just want them to stop blaming O-man for all this crap. CHENEY/BOOSH did it ! I seem to remember TWO economic stimulus packages that BUSH rammed through congress just as he was lame-ducking his way out the back door of the White House.

Another thing... I despise that fake-sports-voice-guy Shame Hannity. I can literally HEAR the veins sticking out on his neck as he hopelessly pleads with "great Americans" to have FEAR. FEAR, ya hear? That's all they have... they are scaring old people. They are exercising their right to free speech at town-hall meetings, but they are INTERRUPTING the people. They can have their say. But the guy with the microphone always wins THAT battle... Neo-Con-Artists beware... you simply MUST come up with something beyond these scary bedtime stories you are hurling at us... I think these guys are probably pretty smart. Unfortunately, they have chosen to use their powers for EVIL.


They should be ashamed to show their mugs in public, fer chrissakes...

MAXIMUS

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Chem Trails and Tales of Woe


HOW DARE THEY CONTINUE TO POISON US FROM ABOVE?

THEY ARE TRYING TO DISEMBODY US, WHEN THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT THAT IS OUR ULTIMATE GOAL...


I suppose it could just be "sky art" I mean... If I had a bunch of jets, it would probably be cool to draw large grids that seem to have an encompassing value to them.

CHEMTRAILS
are not providing the "friendly skies" of the past. Our very own government is doing this to us? Why? Well... what better way to distribute toxins and diseases? H1-N1, anyone? They are trying to GUMPH you into taking their stoopid shots and this will "protect you" from the horrid virus.
It will also make them very even-richer.... Stephen King couldn't write this shit.

Well, I like Stephen King, and I guess he probably could... because this is indeed some weird shit. The shit that horror stories are made of... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR have sweet dreamz!!!!

MAXIMUS

Heil Dumbass!


ADOLPH MAGNUM HITLER was born Charles Franklin Weinspoot, and later changed his name to make it sound scarier... In his early years, young Chuck would torture local pets and abuse knotholes in area trees. It was in his early teens that he began to hate Jews, because a Jewish kid won a bet they had that Hitler couldn't kill a cat with one whack. This had terrible consequences later in Chuckie's life, as we all now know.

Chuck Hitler grew up to be a very creepy guy. He wore heavy boots, so as to make himself seem more sure of himself. A little known fact is that Hitler regularly ate his own snot. He in fact kept vials of it refrigerated for tasty snack-times. Snot and Crumpets, what?

As the world learned of the Leader of Germany's many war crimes, they took immediately action, and several years later brought him to his knees. But not before he had killed a lot of people and even kept at the pets reguarly. People were always asking " " What happened to Adolph's dog? It was here a minute ago"...

Ach von Shtinker! Ach PEW! Das ignoramous der facister crud!

hitLER "chuckie" von schtabbin hart

MAXIMUS

Monday, August 3, 2009

THE KING OF POOP


RUSH LIMBAUGH is really out of hand. For years, he's been warning people against the Liberal Media. Well... isn't RADIO a medium by which one relates stories and tales? And isn't he rather liberal with his use of the word "liberal".... but that wasn't good enough, or BAD enough... NOW... you're a SOCIALIST.

Limbaugh needs to go back to doing pain pills and maybe take a few more than necessary...

READ:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/rushlimbaugh/a/limbaughquotes.htm



Maximus...