ADOLPH MAGNUM HITLER was born Charles Franklin Weinspoot, and later changed his name to make it sound scarier... In his early years, young Chuck would torture local pets and abuse knotholes in area trees. It was in his early teens that he began to hate Jews, because a Jewish kid won a bet they had that Hitler couldn't kill a cat with one whack. This had terrible consequences later in Chuckie's life, as we all now know.
Chuck Hitler grew up to be a very creepy guy. He wore heavy boots, so as to make himself seem more sure of himself. A little known fact is that Hitler regularly ate his own snot. He in fact kept vials of it refrigerated for tasty snack-times. Snot and Crumpets, what?
As the world learned of the Leader of Germany's many war crimes, they took immediately action, and several years later brought him to his knees. But not before he had killed a lot of people and even kept at the pets reguarly. People were always asking " " What happened to Adolph's dog? It was here a minute ago"...
Ach von Shtinker! Ach PEW! Das ignoramous der facister crud!
hitLER "chuckie" von schtabbin hart
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