As if we didn't have enough to worry about, there is yet another threat to our security which few have stumbled upon. I am one of those stumblers. That threat now manifests itself as GIANT INSECTs ! Stop just a few seconds and then continue. Did you picture some gnarly bug crawling across the ground ? Sure you did. But there are some not quite so ordinary big scary bugs making their debut as of late. It may have been early, depending on your time-zone. These awesome arthropods do a lot more than crawl across the ground or hop among the cornstalks and weeds !
Recent inconsistent studies have shown that many of your average GIANT INSECTs may or may not be robotic drones that are being designed to carry everything from video to dirty bombs, but probably aren't, if you want to choose sides. Actually, at any given moment in this country there are upwards of 500 active insect-drones engaged in unlawful spying and indeed, they are the first contact which leads to the final sweep, the takedown which awaits the unsuspecting perpetrator. What is typically perpetrated is admittedly, a complete mystery to me. I base this not on fact, but on sheer misrepresentation of some stuff I barely remember reading, or hearing about. This for me is proof enough.
Some of the GIANT INSECTs that are on the move can mimmick friendly GIANT INSECTs. They may offer to refill your drink, or to cook you a fine meal. But once they have rid your house of all batteries (they are allergic to batteries, go figure) they will either drop a really dirty bomb in your closet, or record everything you say and do, and send it to the CIA for them to laugh about. You can't clean a dirty bomb, and you can't keep the CIA from laughing.
GIANT INSECTs are tamed and regarded as pets in some parts of the world. They can learn to do all sorts of things, like turning on a faucet or fluffing your pillows for you.. But that's what's really so scary about the GIANT INSECTs. You can't tell a drone from a real one.
Technology is gross sometimes. What they do, and by "they" I mean I have no idea who it is ... what they do is they scrape out part of the GIANT INSECT's brain, and replace it with nano-technology based surveilance gear or even something as simple as a drone programmed to surreptitiously eat all your Cornflakes at night, undetected, so as to slowly drive you insane wondering. But they scrape out the brains and put in the machines, creating armies of cyborg-sects. And the remote control to all these auto-sects will never be found in anyone's couch cushions.
This is breaking news, so It all may be erroneous, or manufactured out of boredom by someone I see a complete reverse of frequently. Smoke and mirrors is how "they" do it, so I too am trying to reflect on some smoldering stuff that you can choose to believe, but are best advised not to.
Two words: BUG SPRAY
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WHAT BUGS ME, and all...
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(A)It's more startling, or something. It has depth and texture, the words seem to float above the screen.
(B)Recent studies also show that most studies aren't really all that recent ...
(C It enhances my otherwise absent interest.