G W Bush Act Back On The Road

DON'T FORGET WHO SCREWED YOU...

I'm liable not to have very fond memories of the eight years that passed prior to Obama being elected president. I have done nothing lately, and this includes research, but there are some people who are busy as all get out. One of these people is Dick Cheney. This rotund, former head-dwarf is currently found on all television outlets either selling the current administration short, or selling ceiling fans to short people. Many of us are aware that the former vice-president is doing this. Still, others see him often, but typically turn the channel, even if there is no TV in the room. Even an unsurprisingly smaller number of citizens confuse Cheney with Mikhail Gorbachev. It is no coincidence that Cheney's daughter, Liz is ignored even more than her bloated father. A quick review of the two Cheneys' criticisms of Obama typically results in dire boredom and unexplained coma.

Still, as bad as all that is, I would still give the prize to Cheney's former boss, G W Bush. All of a sudden, Bush is making a conscious effort to thwart the memories of regular, level-headed folks, and some air-traffic controllers. I hope he is truly sincere, and that if there is a god, that he will do what no one else will do for him--forgive him. Here we see the former Head Idiot speaking of doing something humanitarian, and climbing into an airplane headed to Haiti. Speaking of after-shocks, even Bush's greatest admirers would laugh at the notion of a giant fissure opening up in the earth and devouring the ex-president up.

I am of the belief that people can too easily forget the past. I've spent the good part of my day trying not to regurgitate, after seeing Obama share the podium with Bush, and of course Clinton was there. But all Clinton really wanted was something to stand behind, because it's a known fact that when this guy gets within 200 feet of the White House, he takes his pants off, just in case.

But I am beating around the Bush. That's what the media has been doing for a year now. No mention of G W Bush for nearly a year, and suddenly he's handing out water and condoms in Haiti. So, I am immediately suspicious of anyone who shows Bush in any good light at all or anyone who unintentionally laughs with him, and not at him.

This is the man that put the word "nu-cyu-ler" on every Jihadist's wish list. This is the guy that attacked an entire country by mistake. This dude is responsible for the entire planet hating us for again making torture an option, and for allowing his cohorts to dip their beaks in the golden well of America's coffers. This is the guy that was one pretzel-choke away from handing the United States to a guy who has more heart problems than a flaming case of valentines.

I'm hoping that people won't start thinking this guy, G W Bush, has seen the error of his ways. Remember this is the same person who said, "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

In my haste to say something bad about Bush, I almost forgot that there is really nothing good to say about him. So, I have dead-ended again, though I know these words may come back to haunt me. So far though, only only one spooky thing has happened, and it's been widely under-reported, but Cheney was seen feasting from a mass grave. When asked what more could a cannibal ask for, he was heard to reply, "Salt."

I rest my case, in spite of the fact that I write such things in spite of the facts. I guess I could have saved you and me a lot of time by refraining from sharing this contrite entry in my blog. It is not, however, my wish or responsibility that you enjoy or do not enjoy being led to believe something might actually be gained from indulging me on my quest. The search for enlightenment has tossed me upon many shores.

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