Monday, January 18, 2010

The Great White Bloat


This just in: Rush Limbaugh is fairly crude. I have it on the best authority that the fat guy is finally cooking in his own grease. He is a very mean guy, and I seem to not like him at this point in history. He isn't doing so well in geography, either. He scares small children and pets, and even some conscious people of average age and height. He is opposed to health care reform because he is so strung out on Oxycontin, and his current insurance pays for either the methadone or the Oxy's, depending on which stage of recovery he is in at a given time of the calendar year. Maybe a guy doesn't necessarily think that any kind of reform would be better than the kickbacks he's getting back from the big drug companies now, if that is indeed what is going on. That would explain why someone is so against being nice and having reasonable prices for most folks. This man is simply against anything that resembles helping someone. And of course, this dude's helping himself to a big slice of the pie, and doesn't want anyone else to get a crumb.

Some people know that Limbarf is a licensed pilot. Few recall that in the summer of 1993, Rush Limbaugh was reported missing after failing to land at a Florida airport. Three days later, a remarkably thin Limbaugh came forward and dashed the hopes of several liberals. What people forget is that this person was never proven to be the real Limbaugh, and may I point to his early broadcasts about prison and how the format of his show changed after that? The one thing that authorities never seemed to care to inform the public about was where is the jet plane that he was supposed to have gotten lost in? The American people never got the facts on that. Granted, no one cared, but still, it begs the question: how can a guy get away with such misrepresentation? It truly boggles the mind, if not the entire central nervous system.

The extreme-right, bloated, radio fear-jock is pushing the envelope with his comments regarding NOT donating money to the Haiti earthquake disaster. But what has got to be noticed by even scared old ladies, and even more scared racists and social terrorists is this guy's out-of-sync sensibilities. Cancels itself out when nobody on the side of reason raises their voice in protest. The general constituency of the far right is held accountable for this line of thinking, when, by virtue of absolution through lack of protest, they show their silent support of such rancid ramblings. In other words, by not condemning the putrid words of the hatemonger-er, they stand as guilty as the assassin, not for providing the gun, but for allowing the loaded weapon to be tossed about carelessly.

Granted, it is very entertaining watching stupid people follow other stupid people into dead ends. But after a while, you get tired of watching the moths fly into the fire. You begin to wince when you hear their tiny wings sizzle. You smell the dusky aroma of death as it encircles each innocent insect. You want to scream, but the town's too small, "Have mercy."

Also, Mr Limbaugh stands convicted of playing some sort of "race card" and as you see, he is a dirty dealer. He is the one dividing us up into shades and hues. He's the man that is fanning the flames of idiocy, as they spread from one idiot to the next, eventually reaching too far, and running out of lies to catch fire and scare people with. Racism is simply fear of a specific thing, typically something unknown or misunderstood. If racism is fear, then is fear racism? In this case, the case of the bumbling Limbaugh, the answer is a resounding Yes!

I will never achieve such notoriaty as this whale of a man. I am doomed to a life of obscurity so miserable that the likes of Limbaugh will never even have the chance to make fun of it, because he will never induldge me on my quest for enlightenment. I don't care. If one person reads this and stops to think twice about screwing somebody else over, then my work has been well done. That's what it all boils down to. Greed, to a great degree, is the status quo amongst the well-to-do. I believe people have the right to get rich far beyond their needs, but I also think that if a person is blessed with a good life, it is their moral responsibility to do what the can for those less fortunate.

Limbaugh is dependant upon his legions of lemmings to trust that what he says is the truth, and that he is the voice of reason. But anyone with half the sense of the guy that's speaking can easily see that everything he says is going to be of a negative nature.

A few weeks ago, Rush Limbabble had to go to the hospital for unknown reasons. Upon leaving the hospital, again for unknown reasons, this mental-vacuum of a man said something to the effect that his experience at the place was proof that the health care system was in fine shape. He seems to lose me here. I'm pretty sure that the debate over health care has been about its availability and cost, its fairness and its accessibility to the average citizen. NOT the quality of it, you bloated fool! I am really not falling for that crap. But, you see, a lot of people are falling for this type of misrepresentation.

So now the AM radio golden-boy, the conservative's conservative... he's telling people not to give money to any charity that he hasn't personally approved, such as the White House's official Help Haiti site. He's really just doing everything he can to disagree with Obama. I imagine this is how the conversation would go:

Obama: "Black."
Rush: "White."
Obama: "White."
Rush: "Whiter."

Well, anyway, use your imagination. It's painfully obvious that Limbaggle's main aim is to toss wrenches into Obama's gears at every turn.

I had no idea this is what today's article would be about. I don't listen to Rush Limblittle's show. I get a lot of this news from the rather left of center media that I currently allow into my mental domicile. Bloat-Boy seems to make news regularly with his selfish ideas. I hear this crap whether I am into it or not, apparently. I take it as a dire warning of some sort. So, anyone who likes this guy, Limpdope, is as desperate as he is. But in times of desperation, it's the desperate people who get the goods. That is unless some bigshot radio guy tells people to not give, in which case your desperate people will get nothing.

George W. Bush has signed on with Obama, along with Clinton and just about everyone else, to call attention to the terrible situation in Haiti. Has anyone told Cigar-Boy about this? Would he condone such a thing from another hardcore right-winger? Isn't Bush, like, a right-winger? As you can see, Limbpooper has selective-criticism. He is totally dead-set on lying to his audience, and it's sad commentary that there is great number of people that give creedence to anything this guy claims is the truth, indeed it's sad that he has so many people hanging on his every word.

Limbpimple could be the Antichrist. Think about it. Mark of the beast? "Ditto". Head wound? Stay tuned... no, I don't think he's the Antichrist. The Antichrist will be someone with half a brain. Revelation had no mention of cigars, although it is a wide-held belief of many theologians that if there is a hell, there would be a lot of cigar smoke there. If you want to really go off the deep-end, anyone could be the Antichrist, but that's a degree of paranoia that even I cannot fathom. I'm pretty sure that I'm not the Antichrist, and that's all that really matters--to me, anyway.

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