I guess it's no secret that nearly 210 % of Americans are unable to buy choice meats and non-generic items much anymore. I suspect something like that ole Economic Downturn. Yes, that is the simple truth behind many of our woes. The minute they turned the economy down, we heard all that disturbing background noise. We heard that lame-bankers who lost lots of money got bonuses for their inconceivable idiocy in making the banks fail. Folks, they made the BANKS fail! If I fail my vehicle inspection next week do you think I'll get a bonus for that failure? I am going to guess "no".
So now the Federal Gov't goes ahead and offers up finance reform to bolster some rig-a-ma-rag they are spewing which sounds like the truth at first, but on review exposes a multitude of fallacies. I don't know what they are, you know. I am pretty sure they aren't any type of SCUBA gear, though. It's likely another fancy word for LIES, or a kind of desert that you really crave, and you leave the gun and take the fallacies...
I think I found a loophole, but unfortunately it's made of rope. I can see light at the end of the tunnel, but as I come closer, I see that it's a homeless dude warming his hands over a can of Sterno.
All I want is to be considered for an emergency financial blankie in the form of money I don't deserve and will vanish like a boo-boo in a hurricane. I want my Personal bailout, but I think that this can they handed me is for nothing more than a "bail out the boat" maneuver.
And the YOU-KNOW-S has got me all worried about a few hundred bucks. The guy in the penthouse gets new furnishings, while folks like me get penalties, interest, and probably some nasty looks. Free of charge, of course ~
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